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October Demotivational Poster

BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German

TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.45/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice

OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.

TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.

REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.59/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm
come whip my a** baby

STUPIDITY - "No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it."

TAGS: stupidity october calender durrr
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 6:00 pm
i would so do this, if australia actually had snow.
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:51 pm


TAGS: october challenge dyslexia neener sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:23 pm

love it!

SOMETIMES I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT - and think 'just where did I go wrong? Then the voices come and say 'This is going to take more than one night'

TAGS: october voices
Rating: 4/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 2:45 pm
well deserved 5 regrettable lions
bOB cHIN - October 21, 2009, 7:51 am
Five insomnia induced poodlelions for this one!

CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity

TAGS: hippies october challenge
Rating: 3.18/5

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Sean - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
I like this one. Very funny. Not just the punchline, but also the "non bathing nudists."

AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!

TAGS: october challenge can a parrot play catch
Rating: 3.95/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 1:13 pm
LOL!! 5 scurvey dogs!

POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.

TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men


YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!

ATHEISM - Atheism tends towards skepticism regarding supernatural claims citing a lack of empirical evidence. Just as the world was considered flat. Not seeing YET isn't reason for disbelief.

TAGS: october challenge atheism
Rating: 2.83/5

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aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:27 am
...but unfortunately not in peace
Player_Meyer - October 28, 2009, 5:33 am
imagine all the people... living life in peace... aaahhhwoooOOO. That's called hippienism. The earth is a lie as we all live in a yellow submarine
Van - October 27, 2009, 11:41 pm
Funny how at the time you were charged with heresy and executed if you said anything as ridiculous like the earth is not the centre of the universe. But wait! Maybe one day you we will all be free of religion! Imagine that!
Derek - October 27, 2009, 7:05 pm
Hundreds of religions, hundreds of conflicting creation myths. Why believe that one of these claims has to be true?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:19 pm
Sorry aggy but this poster is closed for further comments.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:18 pm
It could be the bunny suit.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:17 pm
The one's I've said this to just look at me like I'm an idiot and reply, in all seriousness, that their God just always existed. In informal logic, I think that's called "special pleading." But in their defence, I often do look like an idiot.
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:50 pm
i say to people: how did you your god come into being. the god couldn't have been always here, i mean there had to have been a beginning and there had have been nothing. How can a god suddenly come out that can create the whole universe?
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:12 am
I'm in most enviable position since having embraced idontgiveaf***ism. It's free to join and you don't have to worry about tithing or jerking off. :D
Sean - October 27, 2009, 11:10 am
I see that my choice of Atheism is kinda backfiring. As an atheist I wanted to see it lampooooooned like any other topic of the poster challenge. Now make with the beat-down.
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 10:59 am
Former raving pentecostal fundamentalist. I was one of those iritating ****s who'd strike up a friendly urge to repent with you. With faith comes the guilt that with the same hand you hand that tract away, you would also jerk off with almost daily.
FINJA - October 27, 2009, 10:46 am
Nope, sorry guys, no god. Quit church, and save 10%
motifake - October 27, 2009, 9:50 am

However, "not seeing YET" actually is a rational reason for LACK of belief. Look up weak atheism, by far the most common type. Everyone is born a weak atheist and an agnostic.
Player_Meyer - October 27, 2009, 9:43 am
That's why I added the YET! haha as with most things it's outlandish till proven. Same argument can go the other way saying that atheists can't disprove the existence of god. Evolution adheres to rules which were marvelously written as with most wonders
Newfrontier - October 27, 2009, 9:16 am
However, the burden of proof still remains with those who claim they've witnessed supernatural phenomena, just like the burden of proof was with those who considered the world to be a sphere. Cool picture btw

MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...

TAGS: october challenge mr motifake finds an lolmod
Rating: 3.78/5

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motifake - October 13, 2009, 6:37 pm

Hooooolllllllly crap! How did you find out? That looks exactly like my cat! O_o
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:12 pm
Nice one LogicDude.

IGNORANCE - Sometimes the answer is right in front of you. Yet you still can't find what your wife was looking for.

TAGS: october challenge ignorance
Rating: 3.74/5

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Player_Meyer - October 8, 2009, 10:37 am
Is this Engrish or Irish... doubt the Irish read

FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!

THIS IS TURBO - When she takes off, she always lays down rubber.

TAGS: weiner dog october 1st
Rating: 3.42/5

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CANADA - January 31, 2010, 10:25 pm
thats sweet! 5L
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:15 am
Sweet poster, man. I love it.

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Are awkwardly high pitched and condescendingly sarcastic. They give great makeup tips though...

TAGS: october challenge emo
Rating: 3.11/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:28 pm
What *** is this?!?

THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork

HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!



TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.19/5

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culos - October 7, 2010, 9:22 am
culos - October 7, 2010, 9:22 am
You could try and spread some peanut b***er on is (also great to hide the wrinkles!)
culos - October 7, 2010, 9:21 am
Depends on the flavor I guess....
BoneCD - October 7, 2010, 9:12 am
So, should I always offer to share my bag...or is that being ***ist or just polite?


TAGS: bad jokes october calender pzy
Rating: 3.47/5

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DominusDraco - October 24, 2010, 5:37 pm
I want my 10s back! Lame joke
Benlulz - October 6, 2010, 11:51 am
What the f***? xD


TAGS: october 8 topic
Rating: 3.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:54 am
Got a cat who is the true definition of this poster!


TAGS: october 15 topic
Rating: 3.31/5

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egal069 - October 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
lmao, the library of congress


TAGS: october 6 challenge
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am
....naturally. 5

STEREOTYPE BUSTING - Apparently cats have a thing for balls too.

TAGS: october challenge balls
Rating: 3.14/5

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DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 12:58 am
Were bound to repeat pictures eventually
Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:53 am
ADDICTION When "because you can" becomes ... "because you can't stop."


TAGS: october challenge kitten wars day
Rating: 2.7/5

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Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:47 pm
I learned that when you're trying yer damdest to punctaute the spoken words of a cabbie, you're almost certain to commit a comma splice or two. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:28 pm
I like when I learn something.

JEALOUSY - For when there is something you want more that the other person has.

TAGS: jealousy october 6th
Rating: 2.4/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 3:35 am
But does she want the blonde or the brunette?

DREAMS... - ...of the possibly disturbed



TAGS: october challenge crankyhead
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - October 6, 2010, 5:31 pm
Bravo Cranky.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 7:40 am

5l and fav'd dude...epic.



TAGS: octoberfest h**tie love
Rating: 3.68/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm
Oktoberfest rocks! I lived in Munich for 3 very happy years...if Kim K had been there I would have stayed even longer!
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's called o_K_toberfest, it's done way too often and there shouldn't be Kim Kardashian! Armenia is for SOAD!
TheGoat - October 2, 2010, 6:41 pm
I dunno - she's probably had several fat juicy German sausages in her time...
Budog - September 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Who cares, as long as she can fake the accent I'm down !
GreyScorpion - September 30, 2010, 12:42 pm
I call shenanigans. Kim's not Germanic, she's Armenian, right cubby?


RECRUITING - After two Shuttle failures, NASA has to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts to give the space program a boost!


TAGS: atheist october challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Well sailor, I would think that's why the pamphlet is blank...
sailor - October 28, 2009, 4:41 pm
Atheism is a rejection of religion not a form of one!


TAGS: i hate anniversaries especially this one october 14 2008 the day it all changed rest in peace sarah my angel
Rating: 3.41/5

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Preacher Man - October 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
My prayers are with you, for whatever that might be worth to you. Be at peace, as much as you can be.
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 1:15 pm
BoR take care. Pacifist have a care and check the forums.
Pacifist - October 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
Who just turned one? Happy birthday!
rockntractor - October 14, 2009, 11:16 am
May God comfort your heart.
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:01 am
I'm not good at this Brit, but my wife and I offer our most heart felt sympathies on this day my friend.
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 7:13 am
My heart and prayers still go out to you on this Briton; may your loving and happy memories of Sarah bring you at least some comfort on this day of remembrance. 5 Heartbroken Lions My Friend.

DEEP THROAT - Sure, it looks inviting, but it's a SHARK, okay? I'm just soooooo conflicted!

TAGS: october challenge shark p***
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:20 pm

JEALOUSY - Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. ~Mark Twain Brraaiinnss!! ~a zombie

ATHEISM - Belief takes effort, evidence and trust. Denial takes nothing.

TAGS: october atheism madalyn murray o hair is a believer now
Rating: 2.14/5

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Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:19 am
What is up is, a monthly "challenge" discussed on the forum. I'll give you two guesses as what the current topic is, though I doubt you'll need the second guess.
Eathanskies - October 29, 2009, 8:41 am
what the f*** is up with all the atheist/christian posters? this is stupid. and yeah, religion is the complete opposite of what your poster says.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:46 pm
Atheism is a hard-earned belief, with faith in hard evidence rather than superstition. Conformism takes nothing.

Sunny Elsewhere -

TAGS: october calendar outlook depression
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 2, 2014, 11:18 pm
beautiful. 5/f
GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:08 am
dang....coulda swore this was Sho time. Well played, Green one.


TAGS: october calendar one is the loneliest
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Ain’t it the truth…then discovering the perforation on the back after slitting the wires on the headset with an exacto blade.
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:35 am
Those Packages Are Something Else I Don't Know How Many Times I Cut My Hands !



HAPPINESS - Is being reincarnated as a pigeon near where your boss works

TAGS: october 3 challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Could try finding some like that for the 5th. Topic of the day is sharks after all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Or a shark near where your mother in law swims. 5

GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.


TAGS: october 12th topic
Rating: 3.36/5

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Haarakkon - October 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks. I was thinking either A) the poster sucked or B)I have a Fan. Checked for a carpet bomber, but Ronsart had a 5/5 after 4.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
Well he did steal my pending reference to the "intensive care unit." Sheesh. (I 5'ed it.)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 4:12 pm
I can't believe someone gave this a one! 5!


TAGS: october 13 topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 2:47 am
I have, but I prefer the original Viking Kittens video, performing Zepplin's "Immigrants Song"
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:46 am
Not that here's ANYTHING wrong with yer poster here, Harr. *snickers*
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:42 am
Cool. Has anyone seen the flying viking kittens "singing" g** Bar by the Electric Six? Quite moving.

JUMP THE SHARK - I don't think you've quite grasped the concept...

TAGS: october challenge shark happy days and the fonz
Rating: 3.19/5

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MarineAV - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Is that a SCUBA diving santa, riding a bike around sharks?


TAGS: christmas in october really sean
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 3:17 am
You get Christmas on Easter?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:25 pm


TAGS: i know you can hear my thoughts boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow assignment for october 28 dreams
Rating: 3.05/5

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Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
What ags said.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Excellent. Simply excellent.

AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles

TAGS: agdaniele jokes drunks october challenge
Rating: 2.94/5

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Roamer - October 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not the pic that matters.. its the text and the general idea your're going for
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Sigh.... in a perfect world. Pray I'm that lucky, Roamer. 5L
_Ally - October 26, 2009, 10:56 am
Psst those are Becks bottles. Still a good Motifake though

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Yo no hablo Inglés

TAGS: october challenge
Rating: 2.9/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 10:04 am
I should say... Just in case instead of if.
Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 10:03 am
"Yo no hablo ingles" means "I don't speak English" In spanish... so in fact the voices in his head speak spanish and he doesn't understand them. If you timmied out and gave it a 1 for not understanding it

SPIDERMAN - better make room for Colbert

FACING THE FACTS - When will you finally realize that none of the pretty girls are looking at you?

TAGS: october challenge inspiration demotivational
Rating: 2.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 4:53 pm
haha... I was looking at her eyes... and nope... she's not looking at the camera. As for your GF... no pics no proof
Narutarded - October 13, 2009, 8:57 am
She IS looking at the camera, you just have to look into her eyes to see it. But since you're a guy, you're probably thinking "Women have eyes?". And as for me being able to get h** girls: Have you SEEN the poster of my fiancee? It's #29002, look it up.
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 3:34 am
starting = staring
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 3:34 am
you Narutarded??.. I have a h** fiance and I laugh at guys starting her down and thinking that they could actually have her... so yeah... it's a poke at guys not knowing their 'limits'
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 3:29 am
I respectfully disagree with you saying that the one on the left is looking at the camera... anyway... your rating on them is fair. This is a demotivational poster as 99% of the people on this site has never had a h** girl like this... excluding
Robert Squarepants - October 12, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree with narutared, who is atleast a 9.9 i might add
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 12:15 pm
Actually, the one on the left IS looking at the camera. And just for the record, on my personal scale of 1 to 10, these ladies rank as follows: left-4 (plastic face, questionable figure), middle-9.9 (need n**es to give 10), right-7.5 (I wouldn't say no)
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 12:05 pm
None of them are looking at the camera... (you)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 11:44 am
Yeah, they're obviously playing for the other team...if you know what I'm sayin'...and I ain't talkin' about baseball. Get it? You dig?
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 11:42 am
Who says they're not?

ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."

INVENTION PIRACY - Elder God Douchebag is extremely paranoid about it. And you would be too, if all your tchnological breakthroughs were easily assembled using Duplo blocks and Fisher-Price toys.

SAMURAI - The not so silent cousin to a pirates worst nightmare.


TAGS: october yeah sure i like pumpkin just fine but theres a limit
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:25 am
LOL, Silvy! There's a few things that taste great, but most of it? SHUDDER!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:02 pm
That **** is horrible